Category: blondes

One time a blonde was desperatly in need of money so she decided to kidnap someone. One morning she was in her local park and she saw a young boy, she pulled him over to the tree and pined a note on his shirt that read, “Leave $10 000 in a plain brown bag by the big tree in the park by 6 am tommorrow, signed THE BLONDE.”
She told the boy to run straight home taking no detours. The next morning the blonde found the bag filled with money. When she was leaving she saw a note in the bag, she opened it and it said, “Heres your money, How could you do this, (One Blonde to another)

A bolnde was walking down the street she sees a hot man she asks
him if he is with anybody he says “excuse me” and she says
certainly you should not do that in public and again he says
“excuse me” she says I know the properthing to say because my
father is bill clinton and he sayssss err ya ya should neever
farte in pulblica so I am a blonde am a havard student so the
man says I will give you a hundred bucks if you jump infront of
a bus the blonde having a problem with money says ok and jumps
infront of a bus and the guy gos over to her and sticks a
hundred bucks in her pocket and says heres 99 bucks for tying to
be a horr and hers a buck for trying to be a she

A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just don’t remember who with.

Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?A: Pull the pin and throw it back.Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the week it is.Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ?A: Wishful Thinking.Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?A: You don’t lend the Porsche out to your friend.Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

How do you know if a blond has been using a computer? There’s whiteout on the screen

why did the blonde jump off the cn tower………….
because she thought that her maxi had wings!!

a bolnde woman died her hair red becouse she got so fed up of every man takeing the mick out of blonde womman.so 1 day she was driving her car down a country lane on her way to work when she has to stop to let a shepherd pass with his flock of sheep. waiting pationtaly she winds down her window and says to the shepherd if i gess how many sheep you have can i have one? so the shepherd replys yes ok so the woman thinks for a whille and says you have got 195 sheep so the shepherd says yes thats right pick ur sheep so she wonders around and finaly picks one up and puts it in her car. then the shepherd says to the woman i got another deal for you if i gess what colour your hair is can i have my sheepdog back!!!

Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails?

A: A blow-job with handle bars!

What’s the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?

You don’t lend the Porsche out to your friend.

how do blondes kill birds?
Throw them off a cliff.

why do blondes make their boyfriends wear condoms?

A: so they have a doggy bag for later