Category: blondes

A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blonde guy turns to the girl and angrily says ”Alright. Who’s the other father!”

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.

her tampons are stuck behind her ears and she can’t find her pencils

What does a blonde say after she`s had sex? “All you boys on the same team?”

There were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten
were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get
off because if they didn�t, then the rope would break and everyone would die. No
one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, “I’ll get off.”
After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would get off, all
of the blondes started
Clapping.

Judge: The jury had found you not guilty of fraud. You may leave.

Blonde: Does that mean that I can keep the money?

A blind guy walks into a bar. He orders up a drink, and says,
“Hey, anybody want to hear a blonde joke?”

The lady next to him says in a gruff voice, “Just for your
information, I’m a blonde kick-boxer, the lady next to me is a
blonde champion knife-thrower, the next blonde lady is a black
belt in tai-kwon-do, the next blonde lady has two handguns, and
the bartender is a blonde too!! Do you still want to tell that
joke??”

The blind guy sighs and says,” I guess not… I have to leave in
a min., and I don’t have enough time to repeat the joke 5 times.”

Why did the blonde jump out the plane?

She thought her maxi pad was a parechute.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

He didn’t know where to buy Left Guard!

a man walks in a library and asks the blonde librarian if they had any books on suicide? He said hed like to kill himself,
she said yes, theyre in aisle g4. He walks back there and comes back in about fifteen minutes and says theres no books on suicide back there. he said he looked all over the shelf and just couldnt find them. the blonde librarian said oh man them people never bring those books back

Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot the recipe.

3 blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of
tracks and started arguing about what kind of tracks they were.

The first blonde said, “I think they’re deer tracks”.

The secondblonde said, “I think they’re dog tracks”.

The third blonde said, “Well, I think they’re cow tracks”.

They were still arguing when the train hit them.