Category: blondes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell cause she’s got a grenade in her mouth!

Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar?
A: Because she heard that drinks were on the house!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?

A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

A: How did the blonde break her arm while she was raking leaves?
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A: She fell out of the tree.

A blonde had a near death experience when she went horseback
riding the other day. Everything was going fine until the horse
started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to
hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly
get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this
happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued
to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.
Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the
Walmart manager happened to walk by and unplug the ride.

Because she forgot to take the tissue out of the box

What do you do when a blonde trowes a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and trow it back

Her feet!

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant.

Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?A: Bobbing for french fries.

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and died brown.

A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.

Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, “If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?”

The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, “Of course.” The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, “352.”

This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandable, totally amazed and exclaimed, “You’re right! O.K., I’ll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock.”

The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.

When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, “O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?”

There was this blonde out in a conue in the middle of the feild paddeling. another blonde drives up and said it blondes like u who give us bad names. the blonde in the conoe says come say that to my face. but the blond in the car said if i could swim i would come out there and kick your butt !!!