Blondes at Job trial

A phone company puts an ad in the paper that they are recruiting workers. The next day, two groups of workers show up- a crew of five Italian men and a crew of five blonde women.

The company cannot decide who to give the job to, so they give them a test. The company boss says, “Each crew will receive a telephone pole that they must install into the ground. Whoever is able to hammer it in first, they will get the job.”

Both groups agree that this is a fair test, so off they go in the Company trucks with the long telephone poles sticking out the back.

A few hours pass, and finally, at 5:00, the Italian crew returns. “YAY!!” they shout. “We came back first, we get the job!!”

“Good work, men,” says the boss, “However, we must wait until the other crew comes back to make sure that the reason they’re delayed is not because of traffic, or that the truck broke down.”

“Fine, no problem,” say the men.

An hour passes, two hours pass, three hours. Finally, at 12:00, the Blonde crew arrive. All the group is flushed and breathing hard, as if they had just gone through harsh labor.

“What happened to you? What took so long?” asks the boss incredulously.

“What do you mean, ‘what took so long’?? Do we get the job?”

“YOU get the job? No way! The men were back here HOURS ago!”

“Well, of course they were,” say the blondes. “They only put the pole in halfway!!”

Open the Door

A blond got really drunk at a bar near his house. At the end of the night
he stumbled home, running into light poles and knocking over garbage cans.
When he got home and knocked on the door, his wife answered, “Is that you
John?” No answer. She asked again, “Is that you John?” Still no answer.

The next morning when she opened the door to go to work, she saw John
sleeping outside the house. She asked, “What are you doing sleeping out
here?!” John replied, “I knocked the door last night but you didn’t open
it.” She said, “But I asked and asked if it was you, but you didn’t
answer!” John replied helplessly, “But I nodded and nodded….”

Blonde Father

A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blonde guy turns to the girl and angrily says ”Alright. Who’s the other father!”

Blondeful Bar

A blind guy walks into a bar. He orders up a drink, and says,
“Hey, anybody want to hear a blonde joke?”

The lady next to him says in a gruff voice, “Just for your
information, I’m a blonde kick-boxer, the lady next to me is a
blonde champion knife-thrower, the next blonde lady is a black
belt in tai-kwon-do, the next blonde lady has two handguns, and
the bartender is a blonde too!! Do you still want to tell that
joke??”

The blind guy sighs and says,” I guess not… I have to leave in
a min., and I don’t have enough time to repeat the joke 5 times.”

At The End of Your Rope?

There were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten
were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get
off because if they didn�t, then the rope would break and everyone would die. No
one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, “I’ll get off.”
After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would get off, all
of the blondes started
Clapping.