A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street, all of a sudden the blond sees banana peels a few feet from her, She says, “Oh, darn, I’m gonna fall again!”
Category: blondes
Blonde joke
How do you know if a blonde has been on the computer??
Theres 20cents in the diskdrive and a condom on the joystick.
Blonde and the fire
There was a blond and her house was on fire. She called the fire department and goes “come quick my house is on fire!”They reply “well how do we get there?”The blond goes” duh big red truck!”
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Open wide
A blonde walked into the dentist office and sat down in a chair.
The dentist said “Open Wide”
“I can’t” The blonde said. “This chair has arms”
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Edited by Tds181
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. She responded, ”Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
Burning building
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building.
Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump.
When the redhead jumps the firefighters snatch the blanket away and she hits the concrete.
When the firefighters ask the brunette to jump she jumps and again they pull the blanket away.
When the firefighters ask the blonde to jump she replies, “I don’t trust you, so just put the blanket down and back away.”
A blond in California
Q.Your in California and you ask a blond
wich is farther the moon or NY?
A.She would say duh NY you cant see it!
(Joshua age 10)
The brunette because the blonde would stop for dir
Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the
ground first?
A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?
A: A brunette with a bad breath.
A blond and a coke machine
there was a blond and she walks up to a coke machine and puts in a doller a pushes a button and a coke comes out so she was doing that for a wile then this guy came up and said dont you think you have enough coke let go so she turned around and says cant you see i am winning here.
Question and answer blonde joke
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!