Category: blondes

A rebal without a clue

One day a brunette asked a redhead, “I’ve herd that that blond over there can’t even count to 70.”The redhead said, “Yeah, for them 69 is a mouthful.”

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street, all of a sudden the blond sees banana peels a few feet from her, She says, “Oh, darn, I’m gonna fall again!”

There is a blonde, smart blonde and father christmas stood on a cliff.They can’t decide who should jump off first, so they all do it together.

Which one lands first???

A. The blonde because the other two don’t exsist.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

How do you know if a blonde has been on the computer??

Theres 20cents in the diskdrive and a condom on the joystick.

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. She responded, ”Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”

There was a blond and her house was on fire. She called the fire department and goes “come quick my house is on fire!”They reply “well how do we get there?”The blond goes” duh big red truck!”

A blonde walked into the dentist office and sat down in a chair.

The dentist said “Open Wide”

“I can’t” The blonde said. “This chair has arms”

Submitted by savethemuffin13
Edited by Tds181

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?

A: A brunette with a bad breath.

there was a blond and she walks up to a coke machine and puts in a doller a pushes a button and a coke comes out so she was doing that for a wile then this guy came up and said dont you think you have enough coke let go so she turned around and says cant you see i am winning here.