Category: blondes

In a recent survey of 100 blondes, 90% said that
they experienced PMS.
The other 10% said “Get that microphone out of my face
or I’ll kill you”.

A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk if they have any anal
deoderant. Puzzled, the clerk replies that the store has never carried
such a product. The blonde protests and insists that she bought a stick of
it three weeks ago. The clerk goes and checks the stock, then comes back
saying they don’t carry anything resembling anal deoderant. He asks the
blonde to come back tomorrow with whatever it was she bought. Sure enough,
the next day the blonde walks into the drugstore and hands the clerk a
stick of deoderant. He turns it around, examining it, and demands to know
why she thought it was anal deoderant, as it is clearly marked as the
underarm variety. The blonde points to a label on the dial, reading, “Push
up bottom to use.”

What did the blonde say when she woke-up underneath a cow?Why are you guys still here?

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o’clock news one evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump.”I’ll take that bet,” the blonde replied.A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped from the building. The redhead, feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns to the blonde and tells her that she does not need to pay the $50.”No, a bet’s a bet,” the blonde replies, “I owe you $50 dollars.”The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies “No, you don’t understand, I saw the 3:00 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out.””That’s okay,” the blonde replies, “I saw it earlier too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”

Then there was the blonde who told her friend to meet her at the corner
of “Walk” and “Don’t Walk”.

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde
jokes
she’d hear at the office. So one evening she went home and
memorized all of the state capitals. Back in the office the next
day,
some guy started telling a Dumb Blonde joke. She interrupted him
with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these
blonde jokes.
I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and
did something probably none of you could do.

I memorized all the state capitals.
One of the guys said, “I don’t believe you.”
She said, “It’s true. Just test me!”
“Okay. What is the capital of Alaska?” he asked.
“A,” she answered, smugly.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.

A blonde was at dance class learning how to do the splits. Her instructor said that she had to “open her legs wide”.

She replied, “I’m free Friday night, so you can meet me at the motel.”

Q: How do you break a blonde’s nose?A: Tape a dildo to the glass table.

Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?

A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won’t follow you around for a week.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

A: Pregnant