Category: blondes

What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?

When they’re on their back their both fucked!

Q: How do u drownd a blonde?

A: Put a skratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A blonde and a brunette were having a race by jumping off a cliff. The race was to see who could reach the bottom of the cliff first.
Who won…………….

……The brunette as the blonde stoped to ask for directions!

Two friends whom are blonde buy a five piece puzzle.When they put it together they’re so excited!Both blondes husbands walk in and see their wives extremely happy jumping up and down! When the 1st blondes husband asks why their so happy the 1st blonde replies “Because…on the box it says 2-5 years.

There was a red-head, a brunet and a blond all being sent to
prison for twenty years. But they’ll get twenty years supply of
anything they want. The red-head said, “I want twenty year
supply of alcohol.” The brunet said, “I want twenty year supply
of women.” The blond said, “I want twenty year supply of
cigarettes.” Five, Ten, Fifteen, Twenty years pass. They open
the red-head’s cell and he stumbles out with beer bottles
everwhere. They open the brunet’s cell and a whole bunch of
women walk out with their babies. They open the blond’s cell and
he asked, “Got a lighter?”

How do you know that a blonde was using the computer?there is white out on the screenHow do you know that another blonde was using that computer?there is writing over the white outHow do you know that a third blonde was using the computer?the joystick is wet

Q- How do you keep a blonde busy??

A- Keep repeating the question to them.

A man was in his front yard mowing his front lawn when his
attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went
straight to the mail box.

She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A
little while later she came out of her house and again went to
the mail box and opened it again, then slammed it shut again,
and back in the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn , here she came
out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and slammed it
closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, ” Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, ” There certainly is! My stupid computer
keeps giving me a message saying, ” YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

How does a blonde change a lightbulb?She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.”

How does a psychic refer to a blonde?

Light reading.

Q: where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: the vegetable garden.