There is a blonde on the side of the road and two guys stop and say need a lift?She replies saying sure take me anywhere so she hops in the back of truck.Well the guys are going down the road and a truck is heading straight for them trying to crash them.They then run off the bridge they were on and fall into the water.The two boys get out but when they looked back there was only bubbles. Oh no! they cried. The blonde had not gotten out of the back yet.All of sudden the blonde shoots out of the water.The boys start saying thank goodness and all. Then one asks, not to be rude but what took you so long?The Blonde grinned and said I couldn’t get the Tail gate open!!!
Category: blondes
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?
When they’re on their back their both fucked!
The race
A blonde and a brunette were having a race by jumping off a cliff. The race was to see who could reach the bottom of the cliff first.
Who won…………….
……The brunette as the blonde stoped to ask for directions!
Puzzle
Two friends whom are blonde buy a five piece puzzle.When they put it together they’re so excited!Both blondes husbands walk in and see their wives extremely happy jumping up and down! When the 1st blondes husband asks why their so happy the 1st blonde replies “Because…on the box it says 2-5 years.
You’ve got mail
A man was in his front yard mowing his front lawn when his
attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went
straight to the mail box.
She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A
little while later she came out of her house and again went to
the mail box and opened it again, then slammed it shut again,
and back in the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn , here she came
out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and slammed it
closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, ” Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, ” There certainly is! My stupid computer
keeps giving me a message saying, ” YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”
smart blonde?
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
Twenty Years Supply
There was a red-head, a brunet and a blond all being sent to
prison for twenty years. But they’ll get twenty years supply of
anything they want. The red-head said, “I want twenty year
supply of alcohol.” The brunet said, “I want twenty year supply
of women.” The blond said, “I want twenty year supply of
cigarettes.” Five, Ten, Fifteen, Twenty years pass. They open
the red-head’s cell and he stumbles out with beer bottles
everwhere. They open the brunet’s cell and a whole bunch of
women walk out with their babies. They open the blond’s cell and
he asked, “Got a lighter?”
Talk
Q- How do you keep a blonde busy??
A- Keep repeating the question to them.
blondes and computer
How do you know that a blonde was using the computer?there is white out on the screenHow do you know that another blonde was using that computer?there is writing over the white outHow do you know that a third blonde was using the computer?the joystick is wet
Vegetable garden
Q: where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: the vegetable garden.
Santa and the Blonde
What did Santa say to the three blondes?Hoe hoe hoe
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Three Blondes at a Bar
A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a WW. Not knowing what that was, he asked the blonde what it was and she told him a White Wine. So he gave her some white wine.
Another blonde walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a RW. Again not knowing what it was, he asked the blonde. She told him it was a Red Wine. So he gave her some red wine.
Then a 3rd blonde walks into the bar, and asks the bartender for a Double7. Very confused, the bartender asks what that is. And the blonde says, “Duuuh! 15!”.