Category: blondes

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer�s disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

There was a red,blonde,and a brewnette.They were taken hostage by bank robbers and taken to a factory. They went up to the red head and put her at gun point and said any last words. She says twister they duck and she gets away. They go up to the brewnette and put her at gun point and ask if she has any last words. She says flood they ran to high ground and she gets away. they go up to the blonde put her at gun point and ask her if she has any last words and she says fire.

Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a
date?
So they have some place to put their feet

What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?

Hump-me Dump-me!

One day,3 blondes and a brunette were hanging over a cliff from a rope that could only hold 3 people,the brunette said,I will let go!.
And the three blondes started clapping.

Two blondes were waiting for their buses. One of them was waiting for the bus number one and the other one for the bus number seven. In the meantime, the bus number seventeen came. One of them exclaimed: “Oh, great! Now we can go together!”

How does a blonde commit suicide?

She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.

Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying “I don’t know.”

Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, “I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island.” Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says “I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!” She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says “I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island.” She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her index finger shot
off.

How did this happen? The doctor asked.
“Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the Blonde replied.

“Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”

“No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, I just paid $6,000
for these boobs. Then I put it in my mouth and thought, I just paid $3,000 to
get my teeth straightened. Then I put the gun in my ear, and thought this is
going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled
the trigger.”

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?”

Blondes are like vaccuum cleaners: They suck, they blow, and they get laid in a closet!Blondes are likes bowling balls: you pick them up, finger them, throw them in the gutter and they comd back for more!