Category: blondes

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side.

There were these three women. One blonde, one red, and one brunet. They were all about to be shot. One by one. When the brunet came up, the man asked “Do you have any last words before you die?”The brunet said “No.”Then the man said, “Ok. Ready, aime…”then before the man could finish the bunet yelled, “Earthquake!!” Then everyone ran and so escaped. Then when the red head came up, the man said, “Do you have any last words before you die?”The red head said, “No.”Then the man said, “Ok. Ready, aime…”then before the man could finish the red head yelled, “Tornando!!” Then everyone ran and the red head escaped. Then when the blonde came up, the man said, “Do you have any last words before you die?”The blonde said, “No.”Then the man said, “Ok. Ready, aime…”then before the man could finish the blonde yelled, “FIRE!!”

Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?

Because she loved children.

A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a job.”Now, I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day,” the foreman told her.The blonde woman didn’t see this as a problem, so she went out with the Chainsaw and did her best. She came back drenched in sweat.”Geez lady, how many trees did you cut down?” asked the foreman.”6″ she replied.”What!? You have to do better than that. Get up earlier tomorrow!” So she did. Out she went with the chainsaw, she came back that night exhausted.”How many this time?” asked the foreman.”12″ she said. The foreman says, “That does it. I’m coming out there with you tomorrow morning!” The next morning, the foreman reaches the first tree and says, “This is how to cut down trees really quickly.” He pulls the rope on the chainsaw and it gives off a loud BRRRRRRUUUMMM. He notices the blonde is looking at him frantically, so he asks her what’s wrong.And she replies, “What the hell is that noise?”

One day a brunette, redhead, and blonde joined the army as spies. They were captured together and set up against a wall to be shot seperately. The General said they had one last word they could say before they were shot by his men with their guns ready.

The brunette yelled out “Earthquake!!!” and everyone fled to their barracks and she escaped.

The redhead yelled out “Tornadoe!!!” and everyone fled to their barracks and she escaped.

The Blonde after seeing these things happen yelled out “Fire!!!” – and was shot on the spot.

There is a red head hoping around town saying 51, 51 ,51 and a blonde walks up and says can i play the red head say’d shere so they are hoping around town saying 51, 51, 51, and the blonde gets hit by a truck and the red head say’s 52, 52, 52, 52.

To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why don’t blones have pubic hair?

A: Have you ever seen grass grow on a highway?

this girls mum got a new boyfriend & she tryed to tell her he mother was no good.
The mother asked y.
the girl said because the other day jimmy told him it was me that broke the lamp & he said to me if u have been naughty go to your room but if u wanna be naughty go to mine.
the mother replid that bastrd trust him to send u off to be naughty in a room where nothing is his.
(her mother is blonde)

How do you kill a blonde?

Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottem of the pool.

What are the 2 ways Blondes and dogs are the same?

They can both bleed for a week without dying and bury a bone without getting there nose dirty.

Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?A: She missed.