Category: blondes

One day Jane walks into her friend Cindy’s (a blonde) room. Cindy is relaxing and watching TV.

Cindy says,”Will you hand me that pack of Nicotrol?””

Jane then asks

One day a blonde put 50 cents in a pop machine, a pop came out, she put another 50 cents in and got another pop. She did it again and again, then finally alot of people were waiting in line. Finally the man behind her said “Can you hurry it up?””

The Blonde said

There once was this blonde who was driving home from her friends house one night. No one was on the road, luckily for her because she was swirving into the wrong lanes and going everywhere. A cop was hidden on a blind curve and saw the car swirving all over the road. He thought to himself, “She Must Be Drunk!! The second one this week!”” He turned his siren on an the blonde in the swirving car to pull over. She did as she was told and the officer pulled up behind her. He got out of his car and went up to the blonde woman in the swirving car. He said

I know this blonde that’s so dumb…

She thinks Boyz2Men is a daycare center,

She thinks a quarterback is a refund,

She tripped over the cordless phone on when it was on the reciver,

She missed bus 44, so she took bus 22 twice,

She got stabbed at a shoot-out,

She spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate,

She called me to get my phone number,

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make-up her mind,

She told me to meet me and the corner of “WALK”” and “”DON’T WALK

One day in a caf� one man said,”I really could murder a bacon sandwich right now!””.

Another said

There were these 2 blondes that were walking on top of a canyon. There was a hole in between them. They were trying to figure out how to get to the other side. So one called to the other girl,”How do you get to the other side?”” The other girl said back to her

A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh look

A bunch of blondes walk into a resteraunt chanting”28 days 28 days it only took us 28 days!”everyone is wondering why they are chanting and celebrating.Finaly when the blondes are fixing to leave a waitor comes up and asks them,”Why were you chanting and celebrating?”and one of the blondes replies”We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!”

Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?

There is a blonde burnet and a red head in the third grade. Which do you think has the bigger boobs??��

The blonde because she is 18.

What did 3 blondes say when they walk in to a bar?

Ow that hurt!!!!!!!!

Thirty minutes of begging.