Category: blondes

Q: Why are there so many blonde jokes?
A: Brunettes have nothing to do on Saturday nights.

Q. How do you know if a blonde used your computer?

A. The joystick is wet.

A blonde is driving down the road when she sees a brunette on the side of the road shaking her head and going “21! 21! 21!”. The blonde then gets out of her car and walks up to the brunette and goes “That looks like fun! Can I try?”. So she goes and stands by the brunette and starts shaking her head and going “21! 21! 21!”. Then the brunette says to the blonde, “You know, its probaly funner to do that in the middle of the road.”. So the blondes walks into the middle of the road and shakes her head and says 21. Then a car comes along and hits her and the blonde dies. The brunette then shakes her head and goes “22! 22! 22!”.

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?The vegetable garden.

There was a blonde that lived next to a brunette. One day, the blonde was crying so the brunette went over and asked what was wrong. The blonde said, “My mom just died.” So the brunette comforted her all day.

The next day the blonde was crying again, so the brunette went over and asked, “Whats wrong now” the blonde said “My sister just called… Her mom died too.”

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?It is the one with the kickstand.

10. Picking nose when no ones looking
9. scratching bottom
8. trying to figure out what they were thinking 3 seconds ago
7. trying to figure out how to spell their name
6. seeing what number they can count to
5. ” uh……….”

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.A policeman approaches her and says, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”She says, “Why, officer?””Because your breast is hanging out.”She looks down and says, “OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!”

A blond goes into a world-wide message center to send a message to her mother. When the clerk tells him it will be $300, she exclaims, ”I can’t afford that, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mom!” To that the man asks, ”Anything?” She says ”Anything” With that, the man says, ”Follow me.” He walks into the next room and tells the blonde, ”Come in and close the door.” She does! He then says, ”Get on your knees.” She does! He then says, ”Take down my zipper.” She does! She then says, ”Go ahead! Take it out!” With that, she takes it out and holds it in both of her hands. The blond brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips, she says, ”HELLO, MOM???”

How is a blonde like a shot gun?

One cock and shes ready to blow.

Two Blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, “Hmmm, this person looks familiar,” The second Blonde said, “let me look!” The first Blonde handed her the compact. The second Blonde looked in the mirror and said, “You dummy, it’s me!

What is the diference between a blonde and a bolingball?�?

You can only stick 3 fingers in a bolingball