Category: blondes

Two blondes are out in the woods and they see some tracks. The
first blonde says these are moose tracks the other says no these
are rabit tracks while they are arguing they get hit by a train.

Why do so many “blondes” die their roots black?

A blonde shot an arrow into the air and missed!

One day a blonde was walking along railroad tracks and saw a brunette jumping along the railroad tracks saying 21,21,21. Thinking it looked like fun the blonde got on the rail saying 21,21,21.
When the brunette heard a train coming she jumped off while the blonde got run over. The brunette jumped back on the railing saying 22,22,22.

A brunette says to a blonde “Look! A dead bird!” and the blonde looks up and says “Where?”

Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he sees
another blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield.

Well, he is just absolutely furious and he gets out of the car and yells to
the blonde in the cornfield: “Hey, if I knew how to swim, I’d go right out
there and give you a piece of my mind!”

How do you test a blonde’s IQ?With a tire gauge.Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?To see what was on the othe side.Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear mini-skirts?Because their balls hang out.

how can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

when her tampon is behind her ear and she is asking for her pencil

Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?

A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?

Brown-bagging it.

What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

No one else wants it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ?

So brunettes can remember them.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

Invisible.

What’s a brunette’s mating call?

” Has the blonde left yet? ”

Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes?

The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable.

Why is the brunette considered an evil color?

When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

The invitation

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?

A hostage

Who makes bras for brunettes?

Fisher-Price

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

It matches their mustache.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

A: To see what was on the other side.

A: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
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A: Both are empty from the neck up.