Category: blondes

Well there was Three ladies there was a American,a Russian and a Blonde,Well the russian told the american that they went to space first,then the american said well we went to the moon first then they started making fun of tha blonde and said what have you blonde’s did then tha blonde said well were going to the sun first.They said you can’t go to the sun you’ll burn up then the blonde said well we go at night!!!!LOL….haha

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? Fertilized

how do u tell a blondes a blonde?

her tampon is behind her ear and shes lost her pencil

Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie theater?
A: She saw the �NC-17: Under 17 not admitted� sign, so she went home and got
16 friends.

There were three girls in a car. One was a redhead,A brunet& a blonde. They were driving down a highway. then a police officer started to follow them(they were speeding). they later saw an old abandoned house and they went inside. The officer came in and saw three patatoe sacks on the floor.He kicked the one with the redhead and she said”meow meow”.” Oh it is just a sack of kittens”. then he kicked the third sack and the Brunet said”ruff ruff”. “oh it is just a sack of puppies”.Then he kicked the sack with the blonde in it and she said”potatoes potatoes!”

two blondes walk into a bar …. well you would have thought one of them had noticed it!!!!!

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.

A blonde yelled across the creek to another blonde,”Hey how do I get to the other side?” The other blonde replied,”Duh… your already there.

One who doesn’t move her lips when she reads.

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

Q: What do you do if a blond throws a hand-grenade at you? A: Take the pin out and throw it back.