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Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, “Press bell for night watchman.”
She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.
The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.
“Well,” he snarled at the blonde, “what do you want?”
“I just want to know why you can’t ring the bell for yourself?”
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q. Did you hear about the blond that broke her arm?A. She was raking leaves when she fell out of the tree!
A blonde, a brunette and a red-head all worked at the same
office. Their female boss always set off work early, so one day
the brunette said, “Let’s go home early today too, the boss will
never know!”
They all agreed to this, so the next day, they all went home
early.
The red-head did some gardening, the brunette went out partying,
and the blonde went home, but only to find her husband having
sex with
her boss! The blonde went out really quietly, shut the door and
didn’t come back home until she was supposed to, and then just
carried on like normal.
The next day, the red-head said, “Let’s bunk off early again,
like yesterday”.
The blonde replied, “No way! Yesterday I almost got caught!”
How do you drownd a blonde?? you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!!
What does a blonde do with her snow after she shovels it?
She burns it.
if a blonde and a redneck were to jump of a building who would reach the floor first.
The redneck the blonde would stop to ask for directions
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: “Is it mine?”
There was a guy walking down the road when he saw a red head he said wow that is bautefull hair how did you get it that way she rubbed her hair and said it’s natral and walked away.Next he came to a brown haired lady and said that is bautefull hair how did you get it that way she rubbed her hair and said it’s natral and walked away.then he came to a green haired lady( she’s the blonde) and said that is neat green hair how did you get it that way she rubbed her hair and said it’s snotral.
What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?
Play ball!
A blonde walked in a barber shop, and headed towards the counter. Once she got there, she asked the clerk for a straightener. The clerk at the blonde, confused.
“Why? Your hair is perfectly straight!” the clerk asked.
The blonde answered, “My friend is gay, but she wants to be straight and I was told you could get “straighteners” here!”
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Put a scratch-and-snif sticker on the bottom of the pool.