Did you hear about the blonde nurse who died and went straight to hell?
It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn’t at work anymore!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
Category: blondes
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and a redhead in the Breast Stroke
division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in
first and the redhead was a close second. Much later, the blonde finally
reached shore, completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and
coffee, she muttered “I don’t want to sound like a sore loser, but I think
those other two girls used their arms.”
A blonde goes to a doctor and
A blonde goes to a doctor and
tells that both his ears are burnt. ‘Sit down and tell me how it
happened,’ said the doctor.
‘Well, I was ironing my clothes, when I received a call and instead of
picking the phone I picked up the iron and burnt my ear.’
‘But that’s one ear what about the other?’
‘The sucker called again!!’
How to kill a blonde
How do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Question and answer blonde joke
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?A: Wave to her.
Frozen state
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him!”
“Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.”
“No, mother,” the young woman laments. “I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price.”
“Well, that is being miserly,” the mother agreed, “those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.”
“No, mother, it wasn’t the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket.”
“Airplane ticket…. What did you need an airplane ticket for?”
“Well, mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, ‘PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE’, so I flew to Alaska.”
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Blonde at work
why did the blonde take a red magic marker to work?
just incase she had to draw some blood.
Safe Sex
Q: What’s a blonde’s idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
How To Make A Blonde Fall Off A Tree
Q:How do u get a blonde out of a tree if she is hanging from a branch?
A: Wave.
Because, that’s where you’re supposed to wash vege
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that’s where you’re supposed to wash vegetables!
Blonde and a Mosquito
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito knows when to stop sucking!
What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? Get’em on their back and their both fucked.