Category: blondes

Q:why do blondes where green lipstick?
A: because red means stop

The recipe said to cook for 1/2 hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car? A: Took him an hour to get his family out w/ a coat hanger.

how do u kill a blond?
put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool!

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

Two blondes are walking in the woods when one looks down and
says, “Look dog poop!” The other bends down and smells it,
“Smells like dog poop.” They both stick there fingers in it,
“Feels like dog poop.” They taste it, “Taste like dog poop!” One
says to the other, “Sure glad we didin’t step in it.”

There was 2 blondes walking down the street, when they came across a mirror laying on the ground, one blonde pickes it up and says, “hey, this person looks really fimilar!?” so the other blonde says,”here let me see.” she looks and says,”you dummy thats me!”

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

A1:
10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three. . . one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

A3: Two. . . one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?A: Change.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes go in first.

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

“Help, help!” yells one of the blondes.

“Help us, help us!” yells the other.

“Maybe it would help if we yelled together,” said the first blonde.

“Good idea,” said the other.

“Together, together!”