Did you hear about the blonde that broke his leg at the golf course?
He fell off the ball-washer.
Category: blondes
Retard at a park
What do you call a retarted blonde at a park?
Lost
What did the blonde�s left leg say to her right leg?
What did the blonde�s left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Puzzled
Did you hear about the blond who put a jigsaw puzzle together in eleven months? She was extremely happy because on the box it said 2 to 4 years.
snowman
Which takes longer to make, A blond snowman or a regular snowman? A blond one because you have to hollow out the head!
The two blonde gurls!!
Two girls were going out!! The 1st girl said what should wear on my shoes! The 2st girl ashed what should go in my hair!! The first girl said to the second girl ” A pony””!
Then the 2st girl said to the first”” An elephant””! So they went out a bought a Pony and a Elephant! The First girl used the pony on her shoe! The second girl used the Elephant on her hair!! They went to the doctors and asked Why they were have problems with there foot and there head!! The doctor said u both have BRAIN DAMAGE! Then the both girls said”” WHAT””!
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Grenade
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why did the deaf blo
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read.
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?
Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!
Who gets it?
Q:There was a smart blonde, a dumb blonde, and Big Foot walking along the road,they see a $100 laying on the ground:who gets it and why?
A: the dumb blonde, the other two dont exsist
A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the
Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette
came in first, and the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached
shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee
she remarked, “I don’t want to complain, but I think those other two girls
used their arms.
Blonde and Brunette Suicide Riddle
A blonde and a brunette jump of the Brooklyn Bridge. Who would land first?
The brunette because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions.