Category: blondes

A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, “I would like a cheeseburger.” The librarian replied,”Shh! This is a library!” The blonde blushed.”oh, sorry..” then she whispered, “I would like a cheeseburger.”

A blonde was driving over the speed limit, and got pulled over by a police officer who asked her for her drivers license.�

The blonde then said, “Whats with you people? Yesterday you took away my drivers license and now your asking for it?”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

why did the blondes bellybutton hurt?

becuase her boyfriend was blond to!

What happened to the blonde tap dancer?

She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head room.

Q. How do you know that a blonde’s been on the computer using Microsoft Word?

A. There’s White-out all over the screen!

this blonde was in the middle of this field rowing a row boat.this other blonde coming down the road in a truck she her and slams on the breaksand gets and says,its blondes like you that gives blondes like me a bad name now if i could swim id come out there and beat your ass.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A SPAGETTI NOODLE? THEY BOTH WIGGLE WHEN YOU EAT THEM

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: “Thanks for the refill!”

This is a True Story, if she had killed herself she’d be a shoe-in for the Darwin Award

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, a woman, who happened to be blonde, and new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn’t get her brand new 22-ft Bayliner to perform. It wouldn’t get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied.

After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine was fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.

A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over!’

‘What do you mean?’ said the doctor.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,’Ow, that hurts.’

Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, ‘Ouch! That hurts, too.’

Then she touched her right earlobe. ‘Ow, even THAT hurts!’

The doctor asked the woman, ‘Are you a natural blonde?’

‘Why yes,’ she said.

‘I thought so,’ said the doctor. ‘You have a sprained finger.’

Q: What was the blonde psychic’s greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!