Category: blondes

This is a True Story, if she had killed herself she’d be a shoe-in for the Darwin Award

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, a woman, who happened to be blonde, and new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn’t get her brand new 22-ft Bayliner to perform. It wouldn’t get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied.

After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine was fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.

A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over!’

‘What do you mean?’ said the doctor.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,’Ow, that hurts.’

Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, ‘Ouch! That hurts, too.’

Then she touched her right earlobe. ‘Ow, even THAT hurts!’

The doctor asked the woman, ‘Are you a natural blonde?’

‘Why yes,’ she said.

‘I thought so,’ said the doctor. ‘You have a sprained finger.’

Did you hear about the blonde that broke his leg at the golf course?

He fell off the ball-washer.

What do you call a retarted blonde at a park?

Lost

What did the blonde�s left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Which takes longer to make, A blond snowman or a regular snowman? A blond one because you have to hollow out the head!

Did you hear about the blond who put a jigsaw puzzle together in eleven months? She was extremely happy because on the box it said 2 to 4 years.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Two girls were going out!! The 1st girl said what should wear on my shoes! The 2st girl ashed what should go in my hair!! The first girl said to the second girl ” A pony””!
Then the 2st girl said to the first”” An elephant””! So they went out a bought a Pony and a Elephant! The First girl used the pony on her shoe! The second girl used the Elephant on her hair!! They went to the doctors and asked Why they were have problems with there foot and there head!! The doctor said u both have BRAIN DAMAGE! Then the both girls said”” WHAT””!

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Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read.

Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?

Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

Q:There was a smart blonde, a dumb blonde, and Big Foot walking along the road,they see a $100 laying on the ground:who gets it and why?

A: the dumb blonde, the other two dont exsist