Category: blondes

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A SPAGETTI NOODLE? THEY BOTH WIGGLE WHEN YOU EAT THEM

Q: What was the blonde psychic’s greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!

Did you hear about the blonde that broke his leg at the golf course?

He fell off the ball-washer.

What do you call a retarted blonde at a park?

Lost

What did the blonde�s left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Which takes longer to make, A blond snowman or a regular snowman? A blond one because you have to hollow out the head!

Did you hear about the blond who put a jigsaw puzzle together in eleven months? She was extremely happy because on the box it said 2 to 4 years.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Two girls were going out!! The 1st girl said what should wear on my shoes! The 2st girl ashed what should go in my hair!! The first girl said to the second girl ” A pony””!
Then the 2st girl said to the first”” An elephant””! So they went out a bought a Pony and a Elephant! The First girl used the pony on her shoe! The second girl used the Elephant on her hair!! They went to the doctors and asked Why they were have problems with there foot and there head!! The doctor said u both have BRAIN DAMAGE! Then the both girls said”” WHAT””!

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Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read.

Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?

Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

Q:There was a smart blonde, a dumb blonde, and Big Foot walking along the road,they see a $100 laying on the ground:who gets it and why?

A: the dumb blonde, the other two dont exsist