Category: blondes

A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.

“How much is that television set?” she asks.
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” the clerk said.

So, the girl walks out. The next day, she returns wearing a brown wig. She again approaches the clerk and asks “How much is that television set behind you?”
The clerk replies, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
Again, the girl walks out.

She again tries the next day, this time wearing a red wig. She goes up to the clerk and asks “How much is that television set behind you?”
The clerk again replies, “We don’t sell to blondes!”

Well, the girl was kind of suspicious.
She asks carefully, “How do you know I’m a blond?”
The clerk looks at the girl and says…
“Because that’s not a television, it’s a microwave!”

What is the shortest book ever written?

“Thoughts of a Blond.”

What is a blonde’s favorite fairy tale?Hump me, Dump Me.

there was a blonde, a brunete,and a red head. they all walked into a bar for a drink.the bar tender said,”i have a magical mirror any thing you think you are.you tell the mirror and if its true you will become it even more of what you wished for.but if not the mirror will suck you up.” so the brunet goes in and said ”i think im the prettyest girl in the world.”with that the mirror said ”you are.” so she became prettyer than everyone in the world.then the red head went in and said ”i think im the richest girl in the world.” the mirror said” you look very rich you now are the richest girl in the world.”the blonde went in and said ”i think”and with that the mirror gobbeld her up.the two girls left said ”why did the mirror swollow her up?”the man said” because she said that she thought and thats a lie.”

who do you kill a blond?

ancwer you put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of the pool.

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very
reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own
alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!”

The shopkeeper said, “By all means, is my guest. Maybe
You�ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!”

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching
herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young
woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a
huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the
creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying
nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator
on it’s back, and frustrated, shouts out, “Damn it, this
One isn’t wearing any shoes either!”

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?

A: Butter is difficult to spread.

Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?

A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

ONE DAY 3 BLONDES TAKE A WALK IN THE FOREST.
WHILE THEY ARE WALKING ,THEY COME ALONG SOME TRACKS.
THE FIRST BLONDE SAYS,THESE ARE BEAR TRACKS.
THE SECOND BL0NDE JUMPS IN AND SAYS,NO THOSE ARE DEER TRACKS.
OF COURSE THE THIRD BLONDE HAD TO PUT IN HER PIECE AND SAYS,
ANYONE CAN TELL THOSE ARE FOX TRACKS.
ALL THREE OF THEM WERE STILL ARGUING 10 MINUTES LATER WHEN A TRAIN HIT THEM

On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES”.

By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

One time a blonde was desperatly in need of money so she decided to kidnap someone. One morning she was in her local park and she saw a young boy, she pulled him over to the tree and pined a note on his shirt that read, “Leave $10 000 in a plain brown bag by the big tree in the park by 6 am tommorrow, signed THE BLONDE.”
She told the boy to run straight home taking no detours. The next morning the blonde found the bag filled with money. When she was leaving she saw a note in the bag, she opened it and it said, “Heres your money, How could you do this, (One Blonde to another)

What is a blonde’s definition of a naval destroyer. A hula hoop with a nail in it.