Category: blondes

Two blondes and a brunette were walking down the beach when a seagull
dumps a load on one of the blondes. The brunette says, “I’ll go and get
some toilet paper.” When she left, one blonde turns to the other blonde
and says “Boy, is she ever stupid. By the time she gets back, that seagull
will be miles away.”

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

A mental block.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

How does the blonde car pool work?They all meet at work at 7:45.

There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire
department and asked them to come put it out. They asked how to get
to her house, and she rolled her eyes and said… “Duh, big red
truck!”

What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!

the military had to test out a new helicopter. so they asked a whole buch of people, but they all said no. one blonde said that she would do it.
they checked up on her every 100 feet. 100ft all good, 200 feet all good they got all the way up to 700 ft and then there was no answer.
about 1hour later the blonde come through the door all cut up and not looking good. they asked her what happened.
the blobe replies”i got cold so i turned off the big fan.”

Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.

Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Neither could the blondes.

hdgfgffgdhgfvfdfgfgvd dyftd fdydgf dsfydjhsd fydsjf sd

there was a red head, bernet, and a blonde. they were getting
on the elevator to go to work up to the 6th floor. while they
were going up they noticed a damp wet spot ont the carpet of the
elevator floor the red head bent down and said it looks like
cum, the bernet bent down and said it even smells like cum, then
the blonde bent down and said well it’s nobody from our
building.

How do you hold a blonde?

The same way you hold your six pack.

A blonde goes to Best Buy and looks at the TVs. An employee
comes over and asks if she needs help. The blonde replies, “Yes,
I would like to you to show me what all these buttons do.” The
employee cringes at her dumbness, but he remembers that she is,
after all, a blonde, and shows her the buttons.

He begins, “This is the volume button. It makes the sound louder
or softer. This is the channels button. It changes the channels.
And this is the power button. It turns the TV off or on…” The
blonde interrupts, “But what if I’m trying to turn the TV off
and it turns it on instead?”