3 Blondes Were Walking in the Forest

3 blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of
tracks and started arguing about what kind of tracks they were.

The first blonde said, “I think they’re deer tracks”.

The secondblonde said, “I think they’re dog tracks”.

The third blonde said, “Well, I think they’re cow tracks”.

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

the military had to test out a new helicopter….

the military had to test out a new helicopter. so they asked a whole buch of people, but they all said no. one blonde said that she would do it.
they checked up on her every 100 feet. 100ft all good, 200 feet all good they got all the way up to 700 ft and then there was no answer.
about 1hour later the blonde come through the door all cut up and not looking good. they asked her what happened.
the blobe replies”i got cold so i turned off the big fan.”

Cum on the Elevator Floor

there was a red head, bernet, and a blonde. they were getting
on the elevator to go to work up to the 6th floor. while they
were going up they noticed a damp wet spot ont the carpet of the
elevator floor the red head bent down and said it looks like
cum, the bernet bent down and said it even smells like cum, then
the blonde bent down and said well it’s nobody from our
building.