Category: blondes

There was this blonde who bought a coach ticket to go to Chicago.

She boards the plane and sits in the first class area.

The stewardess comes over and says “ma’am your ticket says coach you must move to the coach area”.

The blonde says “I’m blonde beautiful and going to Chicago”.

The stewardess says “you must move to the coach area”.

The blonde says “I’m blonde beautiful and going to Chicago”.

The stewardess goes over and gets the head stewardess. The head stewardess comes over and says “ma’am you must move to coach.”

The blonde says “I’m blonde beautiful and going to Chicago”.

The stewardesses look at each other and decide to go get the captain.

The captain comes over and says” ma’am your ticket says coach you must move to the coach area”.

The blonde says “I’m blonde beautiful and going to Chicago”.

The captain shakes his head and bends down and whispers in her ear.

All of a sudden she jumps up grabs her luggage and goes over to the coach area.

The stewardesses look at each other and ask the captain “What did you say to her?”

The captain says ” I told her first class wasn’t going to Chicago.”

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?

A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.

Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

Q: How do you know if a blonde is having a bad day?

A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil

A family that lived across the road from a blond was haveing a
barbequ and the man noticed that the blond was comeing out every
five minutes and looking in her mail-box, after she had checked
about four times the man went over to the mail-box and waited
for her.
When she came out the man asked what the problem was, and she
said “My computer keeps saying ‘you’ve got mail’ and when I
check I don’t have any!”

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

One day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.

The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

Hysterically, the blonde responds to her husband, ‘Shut up… you’re next.’

Once there was a blonde who got DARNED sick and tired of those jokes mocking blondes for a low I.Q.

She therefore resolved to prove that blonds could be as smart as anyone else. She spent several weeks studiously peering at a map…

The next time some one attempted to tell a Blonde Joke, she riposted
“Well, I’m a blonde and I’m NOT stupid! I’ll have you know I’ve memorized the Capitals of every state in the union!”

“So what’s the capital of Vermont?” inquired a sceptic.

The blonde giggled: “That’s easy! ‘V’ ……..”

There were two blondes going to disneyland. THen they came to a fork in the road it read:Disneyland Left a…So they went home!!!

A blonde walks into a building….you would have thought she would have seen it!

A blonde is in the car with her boyfriend and he asks her to stick her head out the window and tell him if the turn signal is working.

She sticks her head out the window and says, “Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.”

Q: how do you drowned a blonde?

A: put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

One hot day, a blonde went up to a pop machine outside of Safeway and pulled out a handful of quarters. She put the first quarter in and got a pop. She put a second quarter in and got another pop. She continued to do this until, finally, a man who was very thirsty, tapped her and the shoulder and asked, “Excuse me, miss. I’m really thirsty and you’re taking a really long time. You already have like 10 pops! What are you doing?” The blonde turned and said, “DUH!! Winning!”