Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A1: “Thanks, Guys!”
A2: “Are you boys all in the same band?”
A3: Do you guys all play for the same team?
A4: Who were all those guys?
Category: blondes
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: “I’m “sooo” drunk!”
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) “I said: I’m drunk!”
Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!
Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A2: So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that’s where you’re supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: “good for up to 20 pounds.”
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Blonde & the Coke Machine
A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!
She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. “Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?”
The blonde turns around and says, “Yeah right! I’m not giving up this machine while I’m still winning!”
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificial
intelligence!
Blonde quickies 4
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.
Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?
A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) “I said: I’m drunk!”
Q: What’s the mating call of the brunette?
A: “All the blondes have gone home!”
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call ?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?
Q: What’s the mating call of the redhead?
A: “Next!”
Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax)
A: Because they can spell it.
Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus G.S.T.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.
Blonde joke
Q Why does a blond go in the right ditch?
A because her right blinker was on.
hanging from plane
There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette.
They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn’t then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, “I’ll get off.”
After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would get off, all of the blondes started clapping.
Head and Shoulders
There’s this blond and this brunette. And they’re in an elevator. And this hot guy walks into the elevator, and the women are like “Woo-hoo, that guy is fine” and “Mmm…he’s got a nice butt”, and stuff like that.
Then they notice that he has dandruff.
When he gets off of the elevator, the women burst out laughing.
The brunette, giggles and says: “Oh, man, someone should give him head and shoulders.”
And the blond, confused, says: “Really? Well, how do you give someone shoulders?”
I had to get the tailgate open
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head in a truck. The brunette and
the red head were in the cab and the blond was in the back. The truck goes off
the cliff and into the water. The brunette and the red head go up to the
surface. They wait about 5 minutes and finally the see bubbles and then the
blonde. Hey asked the other two girls, what took you so long? She said I had to
get the tailgate open.
What did the blonde think of the new computer?
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get channel 9.
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
Question and answer blonde joke
Q: How do you get rid of blondes?A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad.