Category: blondes

Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?

A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress
(reading her name tag)?

A: “‘Debbie’. . . that’s cute. What did you name the other one?”

Q: What do you say to a blonde that won’t give in?
A: “Have another beer.”

One day, a ventriloquist was in a club telling jokes about
blondes. The man and his dummy had the crowd cracking up. Out of
the crowd came a blonde who was pretty upset. She said to the
man, “You had better stop telling jokes about us blondes because
it’s offensive.”

The ventriloquist said, “Ma’am they’re only jokes, I don’t mean
anything by them.”

The blonde said, “I’m not talking to you, I’m talking to the
little man on your leg.”

a blonde walking through her house notices that her house is on fire so she quickly calls the local fire department. when the local fireman answers the phone the blonde says please help my house is on fire, the fireman says ok now how do i get there? the blond replies “duh” BIG RED TRUCK.

A blonde, burnette, and a redhead are being exacuted. The burnette is first, so the cops say “ready!…aim!””…and then the burnette yells “”Earthqauke!”” and the cops turn around and she runs. Then the redhead goes next and the cops say “”ready!…aim!..
and the readhead yells “”Tornado!”” and the she runs away. Then the blonde is next and the cops say ready!…aim!…and the blonde yells “”FIRE!”” and you know what happends next.

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She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk “I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.”

“Does he use the ball kind?” enquired the clerk.

“No,” replied the blonde, “The kind for under his arms.”

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? So she can have a doggie bag for later.

A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk if they have any anal
deoderant. Puzzled, the clerk replies that the store has never carried
such a product. The blonde protests and insists that she bought a stick of
it three weeks ago. The clerk goes and checks the stock, then comes back
saying they don’t carry anything resembling anal deoderant. He asks the
blonde to come back tomorrow with whatever it was she bought. Sure enough,
the next day the blonde walks into the drugstore and hands the clerk a
stick of deoderant. He turns it around, examining it, and demands to know
why she thought it was anal deoderant, as it is clearly marked as the
underarm variety. The blonde points to a label on the dial, reading, “Push
up bottom to use.”

What did the blonde say when she woke-up underneath a cow?Why are you guys still here?

In a recent survey of 100 blondes, 90% said that
they experienced PMS.
The other 10% said “Get that microphone out of my face
or I’ll kill you”.

A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o’clock news one evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump.”I’ll take that bet,” the blonde replied.A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped from the building. The redhead, feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns to the blonde and tells her that she does not need to pay the $50.”No, a bet’s a bet,” the blonde replies, “I owe you $50 dollars.”The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies “No, you don’t understand, I saw the 3:00 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out.””That’s okay,” the blonde replies, “I saw it earlier too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”