Category: blondes

Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?

A: Gee, are you sure it’s mine?

how do you confuse a blonde…
Put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

How do you confuise a blonde?

You put her in a circle, and you tell her

to find you the penny in the corner.

How does she confuise you?

She tells you she found it.

Q: why did they stop doing the “wave” at BYU?
A: too many blondes were drowning.

Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

“Are you sure it’s mine?”

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer�s disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

a blond and a redhead enter an elevator being held for them by a curtious gentleman in a dark business suit. while thanking him for his kind act, they both notice that the man has flakes on his shoulders. the redhead whispers to the blond…’He looks like he could use some head and shoulders’ The blond looks at her friend and replys with a look of bewilderment…’Yes, but how do you give shoulders?’

Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a
date?
So they have some place to put their feet

There was a red,blonde,and a brewnette.They were taken hostage by bank robbers and taken to a factory. They went up to the red head and put her at gun point and said any last words. She says twister they duck and she gets away. They go up to the brewnette and put her at gun point and ask if she has any last words. She says flood they ran to high ground and she gets away. they go up to the blonde put her at gun point and ask her if she has any last words and she says fire.

What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?

Hump-me Dump-me!

One day,3 blondes and a brunette were hanging over a cliff from a rope that could only hold 3 people,the brunette said,I will let go!.
And the three blondes started clapping.