Category: blondes

A blonde wanted to rent a horse the owner told her, “To make the horse go you say Hallejuah to make it stop you say Amen.”” The blonde got on the horse and said Hallejuah the horse went then the horse was coming to a cliff and the blonde forgot how to stop the horse so she said a prayer. When she said Amen the horse stopped

Two blondes were riding a train for the first time. They had brought along a bag of bananas for lunch. Just as one bit into her banana, the train entered a dark tunnel.

In the darkness came the voice of one of the blondes to the other one, “Did you take a bite of your banana?””

“”No.””

“”Well

Three women go to thier gynacologists office for a prenatal checkup.

The doctor walks up to the first woman and asks, “What position was you baby concieved in?””

“”He was on top

a blond,red head, black and a brunett went for a drive in the car.
after about an hour the car broke down, so they had to walk back.
The brunett brought the food.
The black brought the water.
The red head brought the first aid kit.
And the blond took the car door.
the other three asked why!
the blond said “because if we get hot

Once there was a Blonde,Brunette,and red head in jail.An officer was told to take them out back and shoot them.The officer took the Red head girl out side and said”I am going to count to three and then say fire & shoot you.””The redhead agreed.””Ok.1

A blonde a brunette and a redhead were in a swim race, and for the final lap they had to do the breast-stroke. The brunette came in first, the redhead in second, and the blonde didn’t finish. At the end all the reporters asked, “How come you never finished the race?”” Then the blonde said

on fine day, a blond is rowing her new canoe in a corn field. She does this for about an hour, until the blonde owner of the corn field pulls up in her car, and says
“hey

ONE DAY A BLONDE WENT TO THE POST OFFICE FOR A JOB INTERVIEW. THE INTERVIEWER ASKED THE BLONDE WHAT 1 AND 1 WAS. SHE REPLIED “ELEVEN””. THE MAN SAID THAT IS NOT WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR BUT I GUESS YOU ARE RIGHT. THEN HE ASKED HER WHAT THE CAPITAL OF TEXAS WAS. SHE REPLIED “”T””HE SAID

The dumb-blonde went into a store and said to the manager, ” I’d like to buy one of your TVs””. The manager said

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….
~ she called me to get my phone number.
~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.””
~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
~she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
~she told me to meet her at the corner of “”WALK”” and “”DON’T WALK.””
~ she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
~ she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
~ she tried to drown a fish.
~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.
~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
death.
~ if you gave her a penny for her thoughts

There was a brunnette and a redhead sitting next to each other at a baseball game. The brunette says “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”” Blonde replies “”Sure

One day the blonde was driving down the road, When all of a sudden she swings her car from left to right left to right. After just about totaling the whole care she pulls to the near by Air-Port and waits for someone to come see her….About 30 minutes after a police officer came by and said “May I help you Miss?”” The blonde says “”yes