Category: blondes

A blonde bird goes into a lost persons and ask’s if she can find out where her mum is so the man say’s “I dont know it’ll be hard””
“”oh i’ll do anything”” she replies so the man thinks

Once there was a blonde and a brunette taking a walk. The brunette suddenly exclaims ” Oh my God

There is a blonde, a brenete, and a red head stranded on an island. There is twenty miles back to shore. The red head says “I’m going to go for it!!”” She swam 5 miles and drounds. The brenete goes and gets 10 miles and drounds. The blonde goes 19 miles

A neighbor of a blonde was washing his car. Then he noticed his neighbor coming out and checking her mail every 5 minutes. I am going to see what she is doing, he said to himself. Finally she came out again, looking very mad. “You must be expecting an important letter.”” he said. “”No

one afternoon a truck driver sees a blonde in her brand new ferrari cutting him off on a highway.

so he honks at her and tells her to pull over. so she did.
he told her to get out the car, so she did,
he drew a cirle on the side of the rode and said”stay in the circle untill i say to get out”” so she did .
Then he takes a baseball bat. he hit her car with it 1. she stated to grin. he did it again

One day 3 blondes walked into a barber shop. They all had portable C.D. players with headphones.
The first blonde walked in and sat down. The barber said,” will you please take off your headphones.”” The blonde replied “”No”” and before the barber could say anything the blonde walked out of the shop.
The next blonde walked in and the barber said the same thing

Iron Phone
A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had
happened. “The phone rang

Once there was a room with one scientist and one blonde. The scientist was very playful and loved to play games. The blonde was very serious and hated life and was very serious. She also hated games. The scientist wanted to play a game. “Do you want to play a game?”” the scientist asked the blonde. “”Okay. I guess

there was a bruntette, redhead, blonde and there are all moms.the bruntette said “guess what i found in my daughter’s bedroom

There is a blonde and a brunette walking down a street. The brunette says to the blonde, “look

one day there was this blond and she got on her computer and it said ” you got mail”” so she went outside and checked her mail and she didnt have any.
so she went back inside and got back on her computer and for the 2nd time her computer said “”you got mail”” so she went back outside and she sitll didnt have any mail.
so she got back on for the 3rd time “”you got mail”” so when he went back outside he een that she still didnt have any mail

One day 3 blondes walked into a barber shop they each had portable C.D. players with headphones.
The first blonde came in a sat down and the barber said,”will you please take off your headphones”” The blonde replied “”no I can’t”” and before the barber could say anything she walked out of the shop.
The second blonde came in and sat down. The barber said the same thing