Category: blondes

One day a blonde and her husband was walking home from the park when all of a sudden the blonde’s husband fell and he told her that he was having a heartattack.

a brunnette walked by and the blond asked “what’s the number for 911?””
and the brunnette said i dont know

A blonde walks in Bernie’s, and asks to buy a t.v. The owner says,” I don’t sell them to blondes. She left

Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We lernt how to count up to 5 today mummy

There was a red head, a burnet, and a blonde.They ecscaped out of a german prison.The germans were chasing them so they desided to hide.The red head hid under the sheets, The burnet hid in a trash bag, and the blode hid in a potato sack.The germans poked the sheets and the red head said”MEOW”” and the germans said””its only a cat””.They poked the trash bag and the burnet said””WOOF”” and the germans said””its only a dog””.They poked the potato sack and the blonde said””potato

A Blonde goes into a library. She goes up to the librarian and says, “I want a manicure and a pedicure.”” Then

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, “Hey

One day, a blonde got some new fish. But there was a problem. She didn’t know how to feed the fish. So the blonde decided to ask her brunette friend. Then after they were done feeding the fish, she then asked, ” Now

One time a blonde walked into a rent-to-own store and asked to buy a T.V., the salesman said, “Sorry

A detective is mentoring a blonde rookie officer and decides to give her a challenge. So he gives her a mugshot of a suspect turned to one side and tells her to see if she can give details about the suspect just by looking at the picture. The blonde looks at the picture and immediately says, “He wears contacts.””
Confused

one day there was a blonde that would never let go of her cd player and she never toke her headphones off. but one day, she went to a barber shop to get her hair cut shorter.when she got to the barber shop, the lady told her to sit down and told her to wait at least 20 minutes because she had to finish with another customer. after 20 minutes it was her turn, so the lady asked her what kind of hair style she wanted and she said,”a little trim will do the trick!”” but the lady asked her to take her headphones off butt the blond said no. so the barber waited until she fell asleep then she could tke the headphones off and trim her hair. when she took her headphones off

The blonde phoned American Airlines.

Blonde to the airline clerk: “how long is the flight from Ny to California?””

Airline clerk: “”just a minute dear””

Blonde: WOW

A BLOND WAS ON HER FIRST DAY AT THE TICKLE ME ELMO COMPANY. THE MANAGER WAS SHOWING HER AROUND AND TOOK HER TO HER POST AND SAID “THE ELMOES WILL COME DOWN THE CONVEYER BELT