What does a blonde do when she’s done combing her hair?
She takes her hand out of her pants.
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What does a blonde do when she’s done combing her hair?
She takes her hand out of her pants.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a circular room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
There was a blonde, a burnette, and a redhead.They all entered a hunting contest.The winner won $500.So the redhead went out found some tracks followed the tracks came back with a 250 pound bear.Then the burnette went out found some tracks followed the tracks came back with a 275 pound bear.The blonde had to beat 275 so she went out and found some tracks and followed the tracks came back with a broken leg and arm and no teeth.The judge asked “what happened” the blonde said “I found some tracks followed the tracks and got hit by a train.”
One day during High School Language Arts, the class was reading
a story about 2 hunters hunting some Jaguars. Confused of why
the hunters are doing this, a blonde girl raises her hand and
asks, “Why would they be hunting cars”?
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.
When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,”
So they turned around and went home.
A businessman approached the elevator in his office building and found a blonde sitting on the floor next to the elevator doors, crying. When he inquired what was wrong, she replied “my remote won’t open the doors, I can’t get out!”. He looked down to see her holding her car’s remote door opener in her hand!
What do you call a blonde in the closet? The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill her bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Last night I went home to my blonde girlfriend, and told her I was going to screw her brains out.
Then I realized I was too late.
Remove their underwear.
There were these two blondes walking down the road, when one of them saw a mirror and picked it up.
She looked in it and said, “This person looks familiar.”
The other blonde took it from her and looked in it. Then she exclaimed, “Of course she looks familiar, you idiot… that’s me!”