Category: blondes

What does a blonde do when she’s done combing her hair?

She takes her hand out of her pants.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: You put her in a circular room and tell them to sit in the corner.

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

One day during High School Language Arts, the class was reading
a story about 2 hunters hunting some Jaguars. Confused of why
the hunters are doing this, a blonde girl raises her hand and
asks, “Why would they be hunting cars”?

There was a blonde, a burnette, and a redhead.They all entered a hunting contest.The winner won $500.So the redhead went out found some tracks followed the tracks came back with a 250 pound bear.Then the burnette went out found some tracks followed the tracks came back with a 275 pound bear.The blonde had to beat 275 so she went out and found some tracks and followed the tracks came back with a broken leg and arm and no teeth.The judge asked “what happened” the blonde said “I found some tracks followed the tracks and got hit by a train.”

There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.

When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,”

So they turned around and went home.

A businessman approached the elevator in his office building and found a blonde sitting on the floor next to the elevator doors, crying. When he inquired what was wrong, she replied “my remote won’t open the doors, I can’t get out!”. He looked down to see her holding her car’s remote door opener in her hand!

What do you call a blonde in the closet? The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill her bird?

A: She threw it off a cliff.

Remove their underwear.

There were these two blondes walking down the road, when one of them saw a mirror and picked it up.

She looked in it and said, “This person looks familiar.”

The other blonde took it from her and looked in it. Then she exclaimed, “Of course she looks familiar, you idiot… that’s me!”

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!” The shopkeeper said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!” Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, “Damn it, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!”