Category: blondes

What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
�Is it mine?�

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row

Three blondes walk into a bar, order 10 beers, chug one down and start dancing and chanting 52 days. Two more walk in and chug down a beer, and also start chantin. Four more walk in and do the same. At this point the bartender gets confused. One more blonde walks in and is holding a framed jigsaw puzzle with the cookie monster on it. Finally the bartender cannot hold his confusion any longer and says ” Excuse me for asking but why are you all doing this?”
“Well,” Says one Blonde, “We are tired of the typical stereotypes about blondes, so we decided to do something about it. We all got together and bought this puzzle and put it together in a mere 52 days. But on the side of the box, it says 3-5 years!”

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: Once they are on their backs, there screwed.

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond are sitting in a doctors office, talking about what sex of child they are going to have. The Brunette says “I am going to have a boy because I was on top when having sex.” The Redhead replied “I am going to have a girl because I was on the bottom while having sex.” Then the Blond says hesterically ” Oh my God, I am going to have puppies.”

How do you kill a blonde?

Put a mirror at the bottom of a pool.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman

how many blonde jokes are there?
none because theyre all true..

Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space Invader.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.