Category: blondes

A blonde was on a game show and one of the questions was ‘what
was the first thing Eve said to Adam?’

With a puzzled look on her face the said ‘hmmmmm. Thats a hard
one.’

The game show host yelled ‘That is correct!!!!’

A blond decides that she needs to go shopping

As she buys 8 bottles of hair spray the man behind her asks “Why buy that much hair spray”

She said “Your right it will go bad, but I hear it stays good for a week after it goes bad”.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
‘Look! They spelled Macy’s wrong.’

Two blonds rented a canoe and went fishing on the lake. After waiting an
hour without catching any fish, they decided to go farther down the lake.
After two hours of waiting and not catching any fish, they decided to go
right to the middle of the lake.

After waiting not even 20 minutes, fish were biting and the two blonds
couldn’t believe what was happening.

When the canoe was full they decided to go back home and come back
tomorrow.

Being safe on land, the first blond said, “I hope you marked the spot if
we want to come back tomorrow”.

The second blond replied, “Yes, I marked an ‘X’ at the bottom of the
canoe.”

The first blond replied, “Twit, what if we don’t have the same canoe
tomorrow?”

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.

He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says “meow” in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.

When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says “woof” in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.

He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts “potato” to the officer.

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

Doctor: What was your dream about?
Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!

Doctor: (giggles quitely) So… what is the scenery like?
Blonde: I was running in a hall way.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Blonde: Well that’s the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can’t open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn’t budge!

Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?
Blonde: Yes it did.

Doctor: And what did these letter spell?
Blonde: It said “Pull”

Three blonds are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing
poles with lines in the water. A game warden comes up behind
them and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing
liscences.” said the game warden.

“But officer,” replied the second blond, “we aren’t fishing. We
all have mangets at the end of our lines and were collectimg
debris off the botton of the river.”

The game warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there
were horseshoemagnets tied on the end of each line. “Well, I
know of no law against it. Take all the debris you want.” Then
he left.

As soon as he was out of sight, the three blondes started
laughing. “What a stupid fish cop!” The third blonde said to the
others, “Dosen’t he know that there are steelhead trout in this
river?!”

There was a blonde, redhead, and a burnette. They all jumped off the building. Which on hit the ground last? The dumb blonde because she had to stop and ask directions.

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around
the home?
A: She moved.

A 69 interrupted by a period.

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Why don’t blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco?

Because their balls hang out!

Submitted by blueindiansquaw
Edited by Curtis

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