Category: blondes

Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and
come home?

A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was a
television.

What do you get when a blonde graduates from Harvard with a 4.0 average?

A dean who has been very happy for the last 4 years.

Q:Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican guy?
A:Because the teacher told her to do an essay.

One day while on patrol a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He
went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing
he noticed, besides the nice red sports car was how hot the driver was! Drop
dead Blonde the works. “I’ve pulled you over for speeding Mama…..could I see
your driver�s license…? “…Whats a License…?� replied the blonde. Instantly
giving away the fact that she was as a stump. It�s usually in your wallet…
Replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes the driver managed to
find it. Now may I see your registration!!! Asked the cop. Registration….whets
that…? Asked the Blonde. It�s usually in your glove compartment said the cop
impatiently after some more fumbling she found the registration. Ill be back in
a minute… the cop said and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the
dispatch to run a check on the woman�s license and registration. After a few
moments the dispatcher came back. Mum is this woman driving a red sports car.
Yes….Replied the officer. Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde? Asked the
dispatcher. Uh…Yes
Replied the cop. Hers what you do…..said the dispatcher. Give her stuff back
and drop your pants.
WHAT!!!?Icant do that. It�s ……..inappropriate. Exclaimed
The cop. Trust me….Just does it. Said the dispatcher. So the Cop goes back
to the car gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as
the dispatcher said. The blonde looks down and sighs….. Ohm no……not
ANOTHER breathalyzer….

There were three girls. One was a brunet, another was a red head, and the last was a blonde. They were caught by a tribe that was scared of storms.Then the burnet was going to get shot she yelled out tornado. The people ran for cover and the burnet got away. the next day they were going to shoot the red head she yelled out hurracane the tribe ran again. The next next day they were going to shoot the blonde.The tribe said “1 2 3” then the blonde yelled out fire!

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.

One day, all the Blondes held a convention together to prove they were actually smart despite the jokes. A brave Blonde came up and was asked the following question: What is 1+1? The Blondes waited 5 mins. for her answer, 10 mins., 15 mins., finally after 20 mins., she anwered 4. All the Blondes Shouted, “Another chance, another chance.” The Blonde was asked this question: What is 2+2? They waited 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes, for her answer. Finally, at the end of 20 minutes, she answered,”5.” All the Blondes again shouted,”Another chance, another chance!” The Blonde was asked this final question:What is 3+3?. 5 minutes passed. 10 minutes. 15 minutes. 20 minutes passed. Finally, at the end of 30 minutes, she answered,”6.” Again everyone shouted,” Another chance, another chance!”

What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? “Way to go team!”

There was 3 people on a island, 2 ladys, 1 men. The first lady was a bruenett and the second lady was a blonde. They were all stuck on a island, so the blonde swam to safety, the bruenett made a raft and rowed to safety and the man walked across the bridge.

whatdo you do when a blonde throws a grenade @ you?

pull the pin and throw it back

Bury a blonde.

One day a blonde wanted to call her house to tell her mom she was home. Well when she got the phone she dial her number and all she got was a busy signal. And she swore they had call waiting. She kept trying to call over and over agian. Then she went to her moms room and told her mom that their line was busy every time she tried to call. Then her mom said,”Swetie, you are using the house phone to call the house!”