How did the blond die drinking milk?
The cow fell on her.
Category: blondes
“Way to go team!”
What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
“Way to go team!”
Long sexy legs
What did the blonde’s long sexy left leg say to her long sexy right leg?
Nothing, because they have never met.
Smartest Blonde
Who is the smartest blonde?A golden retreiver!
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ??
A: She through it out of the window !!
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?
A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck.
In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.”
She then wrote a note saying,
“I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde”.
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
“How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”
smart blondes
Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retreiver.
Fax
How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?There is a stamp on it.
The dumb blond joke
Q:what do you call a blond that stands between two brunetts?
A:an oreo
Three blondes are attempting to change a light…
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of
them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won’t light up?
Blonde: No, it’s working fine.
Operator: Then what’s the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
Two nuns
What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis