What is the diference between a blonde and a bolingball?�?
You can only stick 3 fingers in a bolingball
Category: blondes
What Time is It?
BLONDE: “Excuse me sir, what time is it?”
MAN: “It’s 3:15.”
BLONDE: (puzzled look on her face) “You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I’ve been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”
As Smart As a Blonde
A ventriloquist is on stage with his dummy telling numerous
blonde jokes. A rather sophisticated looking blonde in the
audience interrupts the act and says “Excuse me sir, but I find
it personally offensive in that you keep berating blonde women.
I happen to be a college graduate and quite successful in my
career, do you think you could find another stereotype to poke
fun at? “The ventriloquist replies “Im certainly sorry you take
offense miss, it is only an act and not really my personal
opinion” The blonde replies “Im not talking to you,I’m talking
to that little fella on your lap.”
What do UFO’s and smart blondes have in common?
Q. What do UFO’s and smart blondes have in common?
A. You hear about them all the time, but you never see one.
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.
“I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.”
Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a phone in your car?”
Blonde: “That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car.”
Psychiatrist: “Uh … How’s that working?”
Blonde: “Actually, I haven’t gotten any letters yet.”
Psychiatrist: “And why do you think that is?”
Blonde: “I figure it’s because when I’m driving around, my zip code keeps changing.”
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The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes:
“Parking for drive-through customers only!”
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Keep amused
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A1: Because they don’t know any better.
A2: They are easier to keep amused.
Blonde walks
A blonde walks into a library and shouts “I’ll have a burger and fries”
The lady at the desk says “Sorry madam, this is a library!”
The blonde replies “I know, I’ll have a burger and fries please”
The lady at the counter says “No, i dont think you understand, this is a
library!”
The blonde says “Oh, sorry” and whispers, “I’ll have a burger and fries”!
Icecubes
Q: Why can’t blondes make icecubes?
A: They can never remember the recipe.
New Mercedes
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman.
Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing.
Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, “Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!”
“Dear God! Did you try to stop him?”
“No,” she said, “I did better than that! I got the license plate number!”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Y the blonde crossed the road
Q: why did the blonde cross the road?
A: to catch the chicken
A Flaky Blonde
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ”It’s supposed to be a tiger!” Sally cried. ”Honey,” said Dan, “Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!”
Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?