Category: blondes

what did the blonde say?
FIRE!!

Did you hear the one about the blonde who walked into the bar. She said, “Ouch!”

A Blonde and a Burnette jumped off a buliding with one crashed fist? The Burrente the Blonde had to stop and ask for dirctions

chocolate oven and kettel
central heated fridge
dry water
central heated igloos
cordless bunjee rope
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alchohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through tiolet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat

Why dont you insult a blonde when she has a knife in her hand?

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Was your answer because she might kill you?
Wrong>>>

She Might kill herself!!!

Q: why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
A: because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke
list.

A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her it will be $300 she exclaims, “I don’t have any money. But I would do anything to get a message to my mother in Poland.”

To that the man asks, “Anything?” And the blonde says “Yes…anything!” With that, the man says “Follow me.” He walks into the next room and tells her, “Come in and close the door.” She does!!

He then says, “Get on your knees.” She does.

He then says, “Take down my zipper.” She does.

He then says, “Go ahead… Take it out.” With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands.

The man then says, “Well. Go ahead!” She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips she says, “Hello? Mom?”

two blondes were driving to disneyland. when they came to a fork in the road, a sign said disneyland left. so they went home

She slipped off and fell down the drain.

A white woman walks into a sex toy store and asks the man how
much for dildos? He said, “$35 for a white and $35 for a black.”
She said, “I’ll take a black one since I never had one before.”

A black woman walks into the store and asks how much for dildos.
The man said, “$35 for a white and $35 for a black.” She said,
“I’ll take a white one I never had a white one before.”

Then a blonde walked in and asked how much for dildos. The man
said, “$35 for a white and $35 for a black.” And the blonde
asked, “How much for that plaid one?” The man said, “That’s a
special one. It costs $60.”

The owner of the store walks in a little later and asked how
business was going. The man said, “I sold a white dildo for $35,
a black dildo for $35 and your thermos for $60.”

What does a blode and the titanic have in common?You wonder how many men went down

a blonde walks into a barber shop and says to the lady i want my hair cut please. O.K. sure. The lady starts to cut her hair and then says miss you must take off those headphones so i can cut your hair. The blonde goes just work around them please! So the lady says well i guess does about ten minutes and needs the headphones to be taken off so the blonde stuggles and finally takes them off and drops on the floor and dies. The hairdresser picks up the headphones and listened in and heard……. breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breath out.