What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag?What did you name the other one!!
Category: blondes
Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath?
Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath?
He still hasn’t gotten all the hair off his tongue.
How u drowed a blond
how do u drowned a blond ??
YOU PUT A SMELLY STICKER AT A BOTTOM OF A POOL AND GO TELL THEM TO SNIFF IT !!!!!!
Loud
are you crazy
Hourse Rider
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons.
She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup.
She is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Todd, the Wall-Mart Manager, runs out to turn the horse off.
Editted by Curtis
Hoe do blonds lose weigh
there was this blonde and she was really over weight so she went to tha doctor and shes like i need to lose wait..so he says ok..eat 2 days then skip a day..eat two days and skip a day…and when u come back u will lose five pounds..when she came bak she lost 20 pounds..she goes i nearly died the 3rd day he goes wut from not eating she goes no from skipping
Gifted
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Gifted!
Blonde quickies 13
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Q: What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ?
A: Sweet Fuck All…
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year’s hide-and-seek champ.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?
A: A Space Invader.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A labrador.
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
: A 69 interrupted by a period.
Blonde at a store
The blonde walks into a store and askes the clerk if she could buy the T.V. on the shelf. He said,” No, i dont sell to blondes.” So the blonde goes home and dies her hair Blue. When she gets back to the store she askes the clerk agian if she could buy the T.V. on the shelf. He replies” No, I dont sell to blondes.” So she goes home one more time and dies her hair red. This time she asked the clerk if she could buy the t.v. on the shelf. He said “No , I dont sell to blondes.” then she says “How do you know I am a blonde?” He said ” Because that is not a t.v. it is a microwave.”
Pathetic
Whats more pathetic?
A) A Redhead and a brunette trying to build a house under water
or
B) A blonde trying to set that house on fire
Question and answer blonde joke
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, “Daaady!”
Ha ha ha bonk
what goes ha ha ha bonk
a blond laughing her head off.
BLONDE: Whats the time?
READHEAD:3.45
BLONDE: (with confused look on her face) i have asked that question 13 times today and everyone keeps giving me different awnsers