Category: blondes

why did the blondes jump off th
e cliff? they thought their maxipads had wings!

How do you brainwash a blonde?

Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

What does a blonde do when she wakes up?

Goes home.

How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
An interpreter.

A blond a brunette and a red head walked into a bar. The bartender asked what the three wanted to drink.

“I’ll have a RW,” said the brunette.

So the bartender handed her a Red Wine.

“I’ll have a WW,” said the red head.

So the bartender handed her a White Wine.

“I’ll have a 17,” said the blond.

“A 17? What’s that?”

The Blonde replies…. “Seven & Seven Duh!”

How do you kill a blonde?

Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that in the restroom, there is a magic mirror.

If you tell the truth in front of it, you get the one thing you desire the most. But if you lie in front of it, you disappear and you can never come back. So, the redhead goes into the restroom and stands in front of the mirror.

“I think that I am the most beautiful person in this bar.” And the Redhead walks out with a brand new red car.

Then the Brunette goes into the restroom and says to the mirror,” I think Im the smartest person in this bar.” And she gets a million dollars.

Then the Blonde goes into the restroom and says to the mirror,” I think…” POOF! She disappears.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proofreading.

Why won’t they hire Blondes as pharmacists?

They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.