Category: blondes

there were three women(a redhead,brunette and a blonde) who was goin to jump off a build to see who will hit ground first so they jumped the redhed and brunette hit at the same time but the blonde stopped halfway to ask for directions

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A CLEVER BLONDE???

A: A GOLDEN RETRIEVER

what do a blonde and a turtle have in common when there both fliped over? there both screwed

A bruenet, a red head and a blonde walked into a shop hoping to find something outrageous and really cheap. they walk in and ask the counter person what they have on special, he replies I have an old old mirror that is for free, but it is Magic. The red head asks how it works and the shop counter says if you say something true to it you will get that times 10, but if you say a lie you will vanish forever. So they thought ok lets get it so they brought it back to their house and the bruenet walks up to it and says I think I am the most richest person in the world and she vanishes, the red head walks up to it and says I think I am the most prettiest woman in the world and vanishes, the blonde walks up to the mirror and says I think and vanishes.

A Blonde, A Brunette and a redhead were running away from the police. They jumped over a wall and found three sacks lying on the ground. They each got into one and laid still. The police jumped over the wall and saw the sacks lying on the ground one of the officers kicked the sack that had the redhead in it.”Meow”” said the redhed. The officer said “” it’s alright just a sack of cats. He kicked the sack contained the Brunette.””Woof”” said the brunette.””its alright just a sack of dogs. He kicked the third sack with the blonde inside.””potatoes”” said the blonde

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Once at breakfast the blonde took out her orange juice and while she took it out a lable caught her eye it said CONCENTRATE and guess what she did!! She did what it told her too!!!

there are 2 blondes one is on 1 side of a lake and the other is on the other side .the first blonde calls out “How do you get to the other side?” the other says you already are!

Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?

A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker at the bottom of her pool.

A blonde was walking down the one side of a river when she spotted another blonde on the other side. The second blonde shouted to the first one,”How do you get to the other side?” The first blonde shouted back,”You are on the other side!”

there were 2 blondes and 1 burnet hanging form a pole the pole was starting to bend so one of them had to let go but the all refused so the burnet stars telling the 2 blondes a long sympathetic story about how she will jump and let them live at the end of the story the 2 blondes let go to clap!!!

Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
A: An air bag.

Why did the blonde smile at lightning? Because she thought her picture was being taken.