Category: blondes

Blow in her ear.

A very well-built young blonde lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how frustrated she was. “I tried to be an actress and failed,” she complained. “I tried to be a secretary and failed; I tried being a writer and failed; then I tried being a sales clerk and I failed at that, too.”

The shrink thought for a moment and said… “Everyone needs to live a full, satisfying life. Why don’t you try nursing?”

The girl thinks about this, then bares one of her large, beautiful breasts, points it at the shrink, and says… “Well go ahead, I’ll give it a try!”

A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help me, I hurt all over.”
“What do you mean?” said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.”
Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.”
Then she touched her right earlobe. “Ow, even THAT hurts.”
The doctor asked the woman, “Are you a natural blonde?”
“Why yes,” she said.
“I thought so,” said the doctor. “You have a sprained finger.”

A truck driver was tooling down the highway one afternoon and heard a “pop.” Thinking that perhaps he had blown a tire, he steered the rig onto the shoulder and walked back to check his tires.
He found a bottle laying in the gutter. He picked it up and wiped off the label to see what kind of bottle it was when a very old genie popped out.

The genie said, “Man, I’m too old for this! You get one wish — not three — just one.”

The driver thought long and hard, and finally said, “It would be really nice for all the bridges to be wide enough that over-sized loads could get through without any trouble.”

The genie said, “Do you know how many bridges that would be?! Can’t you come up with something simpler?”

The driver replied, “How about if you make all the blondes as smart as brunettes?”

The genie shook his head vigorously and answered, “How wide would you like those bridges?”

Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It’s not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

One day a blonde,a brunette,and a red head were walking threw a corn field.The farmer saw them so he chased them with a pitchfork. They ran into a farm and hid in potatoe bags.The farmer poked the three bags the first bag said “Woof”(brunette)the second bag said “meow”(red head)and the third bag said “potatoes”(blonde)

Q: What’s the differrence between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a blonde
with diarrhea?
A: One shucks between fits.

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More head room.

Q: How did the blond burn her ear?A: The phone rang while she was ironing.

Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street?Ans: Nothing. Do they exist?

Why did the blonde use white-out on her computer screens?She couldn’t find their eraser.

Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?

They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.