You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag you away.
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An honest lawyer
Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An oxymoron.
Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Air head on a beer
A blonde came into a bar with a ladder, why? she heard the drinks were on the house
Cow
What do cows do for fun?
They go to MOO-vies!
Breaking up is hard on you
I recently broke up with my girlfriend. To get back at me dhe sent me a picture of her a her new boyfriend in bed together. SOLUTION? Isent the pictures to her father.
Question and answer Clinton joke
Q: What’s Clinton doing to make Americans happy?A: If you’ve paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family–you’re happy.
Lawyer-wood tick
What is the difference between a lawyer and a wood tick?
A wood tick falls off when you die.
A really stupid frog joke
A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and said that he found a frog. The teacher asked, “Is the frog alive or dead?”The student replied, “It’s dead.”The teacher then asked, “How do you know for sure?”The boy said, “I pissed in its ear.”Aghast, the teacher said, “You did what?”He said, “You know, I went to his ear and said, ‘PSST!’ and it didn’t move. So, it must be dead.”
Caveman History
Q: Why did cavemen drag their women back to the cave by the hair?
A: If they dragged them by the ankles, they would fill up with dirt!
Q: How many accountants
Q: How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: What kind of answer did you have in mind?
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d’oeuvres.
Festivity Level 2: Your guests are talking loudly — sometimes to each other, and sometimes to nobody at all, rearranging your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing “I Gotta Be Me” around the upright piano, gulping their drinks and wolfing down hors d’oeuvres.
Festivity Level 3: Your guests are arguing violently with inanimate objects, singing “I can’t get no satisfaction,” gulping down other peoples’ drinks, wolfing down Christmas tree ornaments and placing hors d’oeuvres in the upright piano to see what happens when the little hammers strike.
Festivity Level 4: Your guests, hors d’oeuvres smeared all over their naked bodies are performing a ritual dance around the burning Christmas tree. The piano is missing.
You want to keep your party somewhere around level 3, unless you rent your home and own firearms, in which case you can go to level 4.