Category: blondes

Q:How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A:The cow sat down

A blonde went to her dentist to get her teeth checked up on. Her dentist asked her to “open wide”.

She replied “I can’t, the chair has arm resters”

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?

A: From eating with forks.

there was a girl whose mum told her never to let men see her underwear.one day, she was walking along the road when she came across a group of boys who called her.they asked her to pls climb up the tree they were standing by to get them some fruits which she did.when she returned home, she told her mum of the incident who asked her if they saw her under wear from the bottom of the tree and she willingly gave the reply “ofcourse not,mummy i was smart this time and so i pulled it before climbing”

Why did the blonde take two hits of acid?

She wanted to go on a round trip.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman

Once three blondes were going to Disneyland. The driver who was really dumb saw a sign that said “Disneyland left” so they turned around and went home!

Q: What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?A: Her husband is out looking for the other man.

One day a blonde was walking through a park when she saw a coke machine she decided to buy some coke when it came out she started looking around it then a brunette came walking by and asked the blonde why she turning the bottle and she said I’m looking for the ingredients.

Once there was a blonde and a burnette sitting at home being bored. The blonde said to the Burnette, lets go to the zoo. so they went to the zoo and when they got there the blonde said she wanted to see the lions. so when they got to the lions one really big lion roared real loud. The burnette said oh heck no im leavin. The blonde replied, nope im stayin to watch the whole movie

Q. Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container?
A. Because it said (from) “Concentrate”.

A blonde is in a store and sees a thermos. She picks it up and
asks the clerk what it is. The clerk says, “It’s a thermos. It
keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

The blonde decides to buy the thermos. She brings it to work the
next day. The blonde’s boss (also a blonde) asks what it is.
“It’s a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,”
explains the blonde. “So what do you have in it?” asks the boss.
The blonde answers, “Some hot chocolate and a popcicle.”

Little Johnny’s dad was a retired gambler. Having picked up a
few of his old man’s bad habits, Johnny wagered on anything and
everything, and he was good at it. Eventually, it became such a
problem, that Johnny’s teacher called his father to discuss it.
After a long conversation, they decided to teach him a lesson.

One day after class Johnny approached his teacher. “You’re not
really blonde,” he said. “I’ve seen your bush and it’s pitch
black, you dye your hair.” “I most certainly do not,” she
replied. “I bet you ten bucks you do,” he said. She saw that
this was an opportunity to teach him a lesson, so she waited for
all the other children to leave the class and took off her
pants, showing him that her pubic hair was the same color as the
hair on her head. Johnny paid her the ten dollars and walked
sullenly out of the room.

A few hours later Johnny’s teacher called his father. “I think I
finally taught him a lesson,” she said. “The hell you have,” his
father said angrily. “This morning he bet me $50 he’d see your
cunt before the end of the day.”