Category: blondes

why do blondes make their boyfriends wear condoms?

A: so they have a doggy bag for later

What does a blonde and a turtul have incommon.

When the are on their back they are screwed

How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?

White-out on the screen!

How can you tell she’s made the corrections?

She wrote over the white out!

blonde: whats brown and sticky.
Red: poop.
blonde: no, a stick.

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, “go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them.”A red head said, “O.K., what’s the capital of Wyoming?” The blonde replied, “Oh, that’s easy, ‘W’.”

Once there was a blonde a brunette and a red head.They were driving and they went past the speed limit so the police were coming.They saw three patato sacks at the side of the road so they stpped the car and each hid in one.Thepolice came to the potato sacks and kicked the one with the red head and the red head said”MEOW MEOW.”So the police thought it was a cat ten thy kicked the one with the brunette and she said”WOOF WOOF.”So the police thought it was a dog.Then came the blonde the police kicked the bag and the blonde said”POTATO POTATO POTATO.”

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ‘n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

There were three woman a redhead,brunette, and a blonde who were going to be shot for committing countless crimes. The redhead was first and was asked “Any last words?” the redhead thought for a moment and yelled out TORNADO!. the guards scrambled inside while the redhead escaped over the wall. The brunette saw this and said FLOOD!. The blonde thought she would try the same thing. And when it was her turn to be shot she yelled FIRE!

A blonde decides to try horse-back riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the
horse
immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a rhythmic and
steady
pace, but the blonde begins to slip in the saddle. In terror, she grabs
for
the horse’s mane, but she cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to
throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of
the
horse anyway. The horse continues it’s galloping pace, seemingly
unaware of
its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away
from
the horse to try to throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot
becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the
horse’s
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and
again.

As her head is being battered against the ground, she is mere moments
away
from unconsciousness when the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut off the
horse

Q: why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
a: because he didn’t want them s******* in the streets during parades.

A young Blonde was telling her friend at a cocktail party that she was off men for life.

“They lie, cheat, and they are no good. From now on, when I want sex I’ll use my vibrator.”

“But what if the batteries run out? What will you do?” asked the friend.

“Same as I do with my boyfriend, I’ll fake the orgasm.”

in class today they told blond jokes; i didnt get what was so funny