Category: blondes

Q. Why do blondes have more fun?
A. They are easier to keep amused.

What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? FULL

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A frosted flake!Submitted by Amber and Erielle

Q”What do you get if one blonde blows into another blondes ear?”

A”data transfer!”

Peroxide.

Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?He couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant. Through out the coversation the topic of sex and pregnancy comes up, finally culminating in each one discussing their respective fetus’ and the manner of conception.

The first brunette says “I know I am going to have a boy because I was on top.”

The second brunette says “I know I am going to have a girl because I was on the bottom.”

The blonde is silent, she has a stricken look on her face, finally she bursts out “Oh my god, I’m going to have a puppy”.

A blonde enters a library after a hard day at work. She casually
walks up to the librarian and says very loudly, “I would like a
Big Mac, fries, and a large Coke.”

The librarian, only slightly amused, replies, “You’re in a
library dear.”

The blonde, feeling very embarrassed, lowers her voice to a
whisper and says, “Sorry, I would like a Big Mac, fries, and a
large Coke.”

Did you hear about the blonde who was staring at a frozen orange juice container because it said “concentrate”?

There was a blonde in the middle of a wheat field, in a row boat, rowing. When another blonde, stops her car on the side of the road, gets out and starts yelling, “You are the type of blonde that gives the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim, I would swim out there and kick your ass!”

What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
They both swallowed a lot of semen.

Once upon a time there was a magic mirror that could tell when you were lying.
If you were, ZAP! It would suck you in and you were gone forever.

One day, an old lady, a brunette, and a blonde happened by the mirror. The old
lady looked in it and said, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world.”
ZAP! The mirror sucked her in and she was gone.

The brunette looked in and said, “I think I’m the most
Beautiful woman in the world.” ZAP! The mirror sucked her in and she, too,
disappeared.

The blonde looked in and said, “I think. . .”
ZAP!