Category: blondes

Q: What’s the Blonde’s cheer?A: ” I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N….ah, oh well.. I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea…”

There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach.

They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel.

After some discussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.

One day later the redhead reached the French coast.

Having lost sight of the other two swimmers just off the English coast she decided that they couldn’t be far behind so sat on the beach looking out to sea waiting for the other two.

After a cold night of waiting, the brunette finally came into sight.

“What took you so long?” inquired the redhead.

“There were some strong currents out there! But I’m here now! Am I the last?” replied the brunette.

“No. Blondie is still out there somewhere.” They decided to wait.

Day after day the two swimmers sat on the beach until on the 5th day Blondie came into view.

Once on dry land the brunette asked the blonde, “What took you so long?”

“What do you expect? You guy’s cheated,” replied the indignant blonde, “You used your hands!”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

What do ya get when ya line up 100 blondes ear to ear

A wind tunnel

How do you drown a blonde??

Dont tell her to swallow.

Why did they stop doing the ‘wave’ at BYU?Too many blondes were drowning.

Q:What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A:The harder you screw them the loser they get.

Theres Santa Clause, the easter bunny, the Tooth Fariey, and a smart blonde in a round room with 100 dollars on the floor who gets the $100? None of them because none of them exist

Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered thathe had a twin brother?He didn’t realize he was looking in a mirror.

One day a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were each making something for a party.

The blonde was making some kool-aid, the burnette was making a turkey and stuffing, and the redhead was making a cake.

“Well,” the burnett says, “How in the world am I going to get all of this stuffing inside of this little turkey?”

The redhead says, “I can’t possibly get all of this batter into this little bowl.”

Then the blonde says, “Enough with your problems. How the hell am I supposed to get a whole gallon of water into this package of kool-aid?”

What do u call a blonde with a 1 dollar bill on her head?

All you can eat for under a dollar.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?A: Wave

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.