Category: blondes

The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of
�yes/no� type questions? She took her seat in the examination hall, stares at
The question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took her
purse out, removed a coin and
Started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet -Yes For Heads and No
for Tails.

Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class was sweating
it out.

During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately
Throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on.

“I finished the exam in half an hour. But,” she said, “I am rechecking my
answers.”

Why do blondes take the pill?So they know what day of the week it is.

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic, “It died.”

After he works on it for a few minutes, it’s idling She asks,
“What’s the story?” He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.”
She says, “How often do I have to do that?”

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?

A: Because it kept falling out.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a round room and tell her to find a corner.

How does a blonde confuse you?
She tells you she found one.

The Tearful Bride…

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.”

“Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.”

“No, mother,” you don’t understand.
“I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!”

“Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!” says her mom.
“Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.”

“No, mother it wasn’t the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket.”
“Airplane ticket…. What did you need an airplane ticket for?”

“Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said –
‘Prepare from a frozen state,’ so I flew to Alaska!”

What do you call a smart blonde? Extinct

A blonde walked into a store and asked to buy a television. The man said that they did not sell televisions to blondes, so the blonde left.

That night the blonde dyed her hair red. In the morning she went back to the store and asked to buy a television. The guy still said we don�t sell televisions to blondes. The blonde asked how did he know she was a blonde. He answered because that�s not a television; it�s a microwave!

Question: how did the blonde try to kill the bird?
Answer: by throwing the dird out of the tree.

At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th last, at approximately 11:45 p.m., in the locale known generally as ‘Lover’s Lane’ did the defendant have sexual relations with you?””Yes,” whispered the girl, her head bowed.”And did the defendant on that occasion, to the best of your knowledge, have a climax?” the lawyer continued.”Oh no,” she replied, “I’m pretty sure… he had one of them fancy Mitsubishis.”

What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

The blonde works in the dark!

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

how do you dround a dum blond? you put a scrach and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

ha ha ha.