Category: blondes

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde
jokes
she’d hear at the office. So one evening she went home and
memorized all of the state capitals. Back in the office the next
day,
some guy started telling a Dumb Blonde joke. She interrupted him
with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these
blonde jokes.
I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and
did something probably none of you could do.

I memorized all the state capitals.
One of the guys said, “I don’t believe you.”
She said, “It’s true. Just test me!”
“Okay. What is the capital of Alaska?” he asked.
“A,” she answered, smugly.

Then there was the blonde who told her friend to meet her at the corner
of “Walk” and “Don’t Walk”.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.

A blonde was at dance class learning how to do the splits. Her instructor said that she had to “open her legs wide”.

She replied, “I’m free Friday night, so you can meet me at the motel.”

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”

Q: How do you break a blonde’s nose?A: Tape a dildo to the glass table.

Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?

A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won’t follow you around for a week.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

A: Pregnant

Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?

A: More leg room.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pick it up, pull the pin and throw it back.

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree.”I’ve kidnapped you!”, said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde.” The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show his parents.The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”