Category: blondes

A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o’clock news one evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump.”I’ll take that bet,” the blonde replied.A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped from the building. The redhead, feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns to the blonde and tells her that she does not need to pay the $50.”No, a bet’s a bet,” the blonde replies, “I owe you $50 dollars.”The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies “No, you don’t understand, I saw the 3:00 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out.””That’s okay,” the blonde replies, “I saw it earlier too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde
jokes
she’d hear at the office. So one evening she went home and
memorized all of the state capitals. Back in the office the next
day,
some guy started telling a Dumb Blonde joke. She interrupted him
with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these
blonde jokes.
I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and
did something probably none of you could do.

I memorized all the state capitals.
One of the guys said, “I don’t believe you.”
She said, “It’s true. Just test me!”
“Okay. What is the capital of Alaska?” he asked.
“A,” she answered, smugly.

Then there was the blonde who told her friend to meet her at the corner
of “Walk” and “Don’t Walk”.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.

A blonde was at dance class learning how to do the splits. Her instructor said that she had to “open her legs wide”.

She replied, “I’m free Friday night, so you can meet me at the motel.”

Q: How do you break a blonde’s nose?A: Tape a dildo to the glass table.

Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?

A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won’t follow you around for a week.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

A: Pregnant

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”

Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?

A: More leg room.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pick it up, pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?A: The vegetable garden.