Category: blondes

Did you hear about the smart blonde? You won’t either.

Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?

A: She peed on her corn flakes.

A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!”

Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waitor goes up and asks “What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating??”

All the blondes say “We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!”

A Blonde came home one day from work and found her boyfriend in
bed with another woman. She was so devastated that she grabbed
the gun out of the dresser drawer and put it up to her head
threatening to commit sucide.

The boyfriend in shock screams, “No honey don’t do it, I am so
sorry!” Then the blonde says, “Shut up! You’re next!”

Q. Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?A. She thought it was Diet Coke.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so mean?A: Because the blondes never understand them.

There were two blondes walking down the street and they spotted a compact. They rushed over to see who it belonged to so they could return it. The first one opens it and says, “This person looks familiar” The second one says, “Let me see.” She looks at her friend and says, “Silly, that’s me!”

Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

A rebal without a clue

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

One day a brunette asked a redhead, “I’ve herd that that blond over there can’t even count to 70.”The redhead said, “Yeah, for them 69 is a mouthful.”

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street, all of a sudden the blond sees banana peels a few feet from her, She says, “Oh, darn, I’m gonna fall again!”