Category: blondes

How do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A dumb blonde was bragging about his knowledge of the state capitals.He proudly said,”go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.”A redhead said, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?”The blonde replied, “That’s easy – ‘W’.”

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?”You can change those things?!”

A blonde was recently hired at the office. Her first task was to go out for coffee.

Eager to prove her worth to her new bosses, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to the nearby coffee shop.

She held up the thermos so that the
counterman could view it, and she asked, “Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?”

The counterman looked at the thermos and replied, “Yes. It looks like about six cups to me.”

“Oh good!” the blonde sighed in relief. “Give me three regular, one black, and two decaf.”

What does a blonde do when she walks into a bar?

She falls down.

Why did the blonde coed sleep with a mexican??

Because the teacher told her to do an essay.

Q. Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?A. Drinking on the job

One day a blonde lady went to a local Florida Department Store to buy a pair of alligator shoes. As she was looking at a very nice pair of shoes she noticed the very expensive price. She didn’t have enough to pay for the shoes, and she was outraged. She marched right up to the counter and told the clerk exactly what she thought of him.She left very angrily, but on her way out she made a comment to the clerk and in that comment she said,”With prices like these I should just go out buy me a gun and kill my own alligators.” the clerk replied very sarcastically,”Good Luck!”The clerk went on with his day not even thinking about the lady that came in early. As he was locking up to go home at the end of the day something caught his eye. There in the swamp was the lady waist deep with a gun in her hand. At that moment something else caught his eye, off to the left about 25 yards away was an alligator swimming right towards her.The man started jumping up and down screaming at her trying to get her attention. She turned seen the alligator took aim and shot.She drug it to shore where there was about eight other alligators laying dead on their backs.Then she flipped it over too and said,”damn this one is not wearing shoes either.”

Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?
A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”

Q. Why do blondes where pig tails?

A. Handle bars

Why did the blondes guest feel special?
Beacause hewas always on top!

Give her a douche and shake her upside down.