Category: blondes

How do you kill a blonde?
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Put spikes in her shoulder pads and ask her what 1+1=
As she answers she moves her head side to side, “I don’t know”

How do you confuse a blonde ?Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in a corner.

A redhead, a blond and a brunette were all pregnant at once.
They were very excited about their new arrivals, and were trying
to figure out what sex the baby will be.
“My baby will be a boy, because when we had sex my husband was
on top,” said the redhead.
“My baby is going to be a girl because I was on top during sex,
” says the brunette.
There was a few moments of silence, and then the blond exclaims,
“I’m going to have puppies!”

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well being asked sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”

To which the blonde replies… “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.”

The boss feeling very sorry at this point explains to the young girl. “Why don’t you go home for the day… we aren’t terribly busy just take the day off to relax and rest.”

The blonde very calmly states…”No.. I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.”

The boss agrees and allows the blond to work as usual… “If you need anything just let me know.”

Well… a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde…he looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!!!!!

He rushes out to her asking, “What’s so bad now… are you gonna be okay??”

“No…” exclaims the blonde, “I just received a horrible call from my sister and she said that her mom died too!!”

What does a blonde say if you blow in her ear?

“Thanks for the refill!”

Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A1: “Thanks, Guys!”
A2: “Are you boys all in the same band?”
A3: Do you guys all play for the?
A4: Who were all those guys?

3 blondes are stranded on an island and they are trying to find a way off.
A magician comes along and says he will grant each of them one wish.

The first blond wishes that she was 1,000 times smarter so she gets that
and builds herself a plane and gets off the island. The second blonde
wishes to be 10,000 times smarter so when she is, she builds a boat and
sails off the island. The third one wishes to be a redhead so when she is,
she walks onto the bridge and onto the mainland.

Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?

He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, because a blonde will screw anything.

there are three blondes in a car going to disney land suddenly the driver turned the car round one said why did you turn around?the driver replys the sign said disney land left.

A blonde gets hired to paint the lines on a road. the first day she paints she gets 4 miles of road painted. The second day she goes out she gets 2 miles of road painted. The third day she goes out she gets 1 mile painted. Her boss calls her into his office, What happened, you did good the first day, alright the second day, and very poorly the third day? The blonde replied, well sir each day I got further and further from the bucket!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called “How to Hug”?A: When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.